Born 20 April 1969 in Somerset, New Jersey, a nice enough place. California Native since October 1979, though he still says "cawfee," "awkestra," and, occasionally, "wahda." Naturalized citizen of Santa Barbara, California since September 1986. Gay as all get out. Lacto-ovo vegetarian. Believes that only atheism and interracial dating can save the planet. Currently 6'0" and 195 pounds. Hair is sort of blond and eyes now a greyish green (they used to be blue). Really bad eyesight. Not allergic to any medication that he knows of. Size 14 shoe. You know what that means. Owns a '69 Ford Cortina and a '00 VW New Beetle, which is not much use at all when it comes time to move big things. Down to only one cat now. Mister Miles Gavin von Kitten XII (pictured) is immortal as of 29 March 2000. Likes really spicy cuisines like Mexican and Thai, and no, not just because of the waiters. Enthusiastic about ungainly and obsolete electric keyboard instruments, though he has, begrudgingly, played trombone for nineteen god-awful years. Went to school to study music composition. Learned a lot and then dropped out. Has failed to learn French, German, Esperanto, Japanese, Mandarin and Thai. After years and years of hogging other people's, finally broke down and bought a Macintosh of his very own in November 1995. Dilute! Dilute! Okay!

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